Cowboy Jed.
There once was a cowboy called Jed, I said once, he lived long ago; he's dead. He was at the last stand in the Wild West land. He wore a mask... and a big hat, What about that? You could tell it was him, I think he was dim. a little black mask, well, I ask?; Yeah, a little black job; didn't cover gob. He robbed trains and banks. and had bad pals who were cranks. Quick on the draw; and breaking the law... So handsome with his lantern jaw He never ever went near a cow, Unless he was rustling em; Now! Why call him a cowboy? I hear you ask, when all he ever did was rob folk in a mask. I really don't know; if I did I'd say so. But! the cinemas fill, when Jed's top of the bill. Whenever there's nowhere for Jed to rob; in his mask, that isn't big enough, to cover the task He has a whirl in bed with his girl; still wearing his mask! must be why the cinemas full, Cowboys and Cowgirls? I think its all Bull.