Wednesday, 8 February 2012

How to woo a Mermaid. ( sea shanty.)

 Oh didddly oh, Oh! diddly Oh ;
Here's a sea shanty you may not know.

There are more fish in the sea, so get your tackle out,
Strut your stuff along the deck, don't take any old trout.
Cast your bait and then you wait, dangling your worm.
Don't be soft, don't give up, you really should stay firm.

Any Port in a storm? That will never do,
whosoever first said that, didn't have a clue.
Keep your sea legs, careful boy, don't panic my son.
Don't rush it, steady now, then you'll have more fun.

No, not her; not for you, she looks like a cod.
This ones her,
 breasts are bare and she's hanging from your rod.
Thrashing around hard to get; don't you be afraid.
Half a woman, half a fish, a Beautiful Mermaid.
 Oh, diddly-oh  Oh- diddly oh,
oh-diddly oh diddly oh- oh-oh. ohhhhhh!

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