IF!
If ,I could play a tune, If, I could croon, if I was a pianist a violinist, a fiddler! Yes a fiddle, I'd fiddle de diddle. If I could play a tune or croon, a song about a moon; in tune. I'd sing that tune, I-I-I'd play that tune. I'd croon that tune. A drummer? I'd beat that drum. Bang the drum. The drum roll... would be mine. But I can't.