Dick the highwayman.
Dick was an highwayman on the road to York. He clip clopped along on his trusty horse. Clip-clop clippity-clop, As a Highwayman, Dick was a complete flop. His horse couldn't outrun the Highway Cop. :0\
An original funny blog from gillie the Grimbarian; Not suitable for miserable folks. If you dont want laughter lines in your face like mine I advise you to keep away.