The Pub Is A Wonderful Place.
The pub is a wonderful place, the den of the macho race. where men quaff beer in haste. Getting drunk, a hunk? Without a six pack they sport a large keg, Some weigh 10 stone; that's in one leg. The pub is a wonderful place, Den of the macho race. Out to join the chase. Designer clothes, scrubbed and smart, looking for, a nice sweetheart. The beer flows the evening go's by, Throwing out time; the night does fly. Staggering out without a sweetheart, Following through from a wet beery fart. The pub is a wonderful place, den of the macho race. They can't keep up the pace. Out on the town, falling down; What go's down often comes up, Up and down out on the town. The pub is a wonderful place. Quaffing beer in haste.