laugh at life with gillie

Old McDonald had a farm, Ee-Aye-Ee-Aye-Oh, and on that farm he had some... er...pigs! Ee-Aye-Ee-Aye... Oh, who cares? 

A notorious flasher called Witter, caught his cock in his zipper, he cut it in two, made it turn blue, and it looked like a bloated kipper. 

I once met a man named Dick, who performed an unusual trick, he could vault over a wall; no matter how tall, by simply using his prick.

There was a woman from Dover who loved a roll in the clover, but it was all over for her and her lover, when they rolled over the cliffs of Dover.