Cowboy Jed.

There once was a cowboy called Jed,
I said once,
he lived long ago;
he's dead.

He was at the last stand
in the Wild West land.
He wore a mask...
and a big hat,
What about that?

You could tell it was him,
I think he was dim.
a little black mask,
well, I ask?;
Yeah, a little black job;
didn't cover gob.

He robbed trains and banks.
and had bad pals who were cranks.
Quick on the draw;
and breaking the law...
So handsome with his lantern jaw

He never ever went near a cow,
Unless he was rustling em;
 Now!
Why call him a cowboy?
I hear you ask,
when all he ever did was rob folk in a mask.

I really don't know;
if I did I'd say so.
But! the cinemas fill,
when Jed's top of the bill.

Whenever there's nowhere for Jed to rob;
in his mask,
that isn't big enough, to cover the task
He has a whirl in bed with his girl;
still wearing his mask!
must be why the cinemas full,
Cowboys and Cowgirls?
I think its all Bull.









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