The Sex Mad Parrot.
Once, we had a parrot, who wasn't very pleasant,
He escaped out our window, and raped a passing Pheasant.
He strutted off to the local zoo,
where he had his way with a Cockatoo;
-or three-.
Then off he flew, up in the sky so blue,
where he bit off more than he could chew.
He espied a lady eagle flying by,
serenely floating in the sky.
Our parrot thought what a beautiful sight.
I've never seen such a beauty in flight.
How did he know she was a man eater,
when he flapped up cheekily to meet her?
He didn't know she was a murderous freak,
with massive talons and nasty beak.
That was the end of our sex mad sinner,
the eagle had him for her dinner.
.
He escaped out our window, and raped a passing Pheasant.
He strutted off to the local zoo,
where he had his way with a Cockatoo;
-or three-.
Then off he flew, up in the sky so blue,
where he bit off more than he could chew.
He espied a lady eagle flying by,
serenely floating in the sky.
Our parrot thought what a beautiful sight.
I've never seen such a beauty in flight.
How did he know she was a man eater,
when he flapped up cheekily to meet her?
He didn't know she was a murderous freak,
with massive talons and nasty beak.
That was the end of our sex mad sinner,
the eagle had him for her dinner.
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