Hickory Dickory Dock.
Hickory, dickory, dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
The clock struck one the mouse ran down,
 I hit it with a weighted sock. :0)
 :0\ well they are vermin :0|

I see the moon.
I see the moon, the moon see's me,
having a pee up the old oak tree,
who's is that moon that I can see?
It's the Mrs crouching next to me.

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