my latest jokes

Posh bloke said my English is atrocious.  I said at least I don't put people down, so I'm not condementing.

My Granddad shot to fame as a human canon ball.

My mrs hasn't got a dirty mind, she changes it too much.

The older I get the more the circles I move around in are full of dizzy old folks.

Our village idiot isn't a patch on London's City Idiot.

I worked my way up through life from nothing and now I have got next to nothing.

I am always politicly correct; just like my fellow honky white brothers.

Cross a bird with a fish and you get a Cock Roach.

Too many beans blow holes in your jeans.

People drink to your health and you wake up with a blinding headache the next day.

There has been a crime spree in the kiddies nursery... Tom,Tom the Pipers Son and Taffy the Welshman are chief suspects.

I taught myself everything ... I think I need a new teacher.


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