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The Sex Mad Parrot.

Once, we had a parrot, who wasn't very pleasant, He escaped out our window, and raped a passing Pheasant. He strutted off to the local zoo, where he had his way with a Cockatoo;  -or three-. Then off he flew, up in the sky so blue, where he bit off more than he could chew. He espied a lady eagle flying by, serenely floating in the sky. Our parrot thought what a beautiful sight. I've never seen such a beauty in flight. How did he know she was a man eater, when he flapped up cheekily to meet her? He didn't know she was a murderous freak, with massive talons and nasty beak. That was the end of our sex mad sinner, the eagle had him for her dinner. .