How this blog came about

   I started this blog because I love comedy. My life has been nothing but near escapes and adventures of the kind that weren't funny at the time but as they say "You laugh at them afterwards. As I say in my first post, some events stray close to the truth; but I will let you decide which of them are close and which are complete fabrication on my behalf; er artistic licence? Well I wouldn't be that pretentious as to say that I have an art; it is more that I am an habitual liar. :)
 The names are fictitious, so, to protect the Innocent and the not so Innocent; mostly me, because I wrote the words. I will also reiterate that if anyone recognises themselves they should be ashamed of themselves ; so I should keep quiet if I were you. No one will be able to brag that they are in my stories. I am adding this on 19th December 2014 because of what has happened since I first began writing this blog, Maybe a few politicians, media people bankers and celebrities will find that it is a bit too near home for them..

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