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Thorgam Tinpots Viking Army. As told to Morbid Maud -Spiritulaist; from Valhalla.

My name is Thorgam TinPot the Blacksmith.  I was born in Norsefiord in the year 855.  My father was Peter PeacePot the Peaceful.  I speak to you from Valhalla -Odin’s Corpse Hall-. I am not sure how,  but I ended my days as a War Lord with a sword in my hand and I left the earth world to be admitted here because it is the place where Viking Warriors rest... I do remember some of the events that happened before my demise; though not all.  I am speaking through a medium lady; well she looks large to me; I joke; good joke eh?  My friend Jack Pot the Lucky says that I am as sharp as my broad sword; I was a Blacksmith; Blacksmiths were thought of as Magicians because we can make hard metal turn into a liquid; I made my own sword myself when I became a warrior through circumstances beyond my control.    My father was the Chieftain of the Pot clan. Until my father’s death in 870 our clan were only interested in trading our wares.  I should have inherited my father’s place as leader, but