Friday, 20 January 2012

The Taxidermists wife.

Sid was a taxidermist Lill was his flat chested wife.
He thought he'd enlarge her titties, with cotton wool and a surgeons knife.
He could make animals look alive, so he could alter his woman's looks.
He had read up how to do it all in plastic surgeon books.
He'd charge small sums to others, but practice on the wife for free.
So he set up in his garden shed to do the surgery.

With sleeping pills, and a bottle of gin Lill was soon out for the count.
Sid stuffed her little floppy tits until they stud up like Michael's Mount.
He stuffed her floppy buttocks, so she had a nice pert bum.
He was doing well until he thought she needed a teenagers flat tum.
Instead of stuffing stuff in, he had to take stuff out,
That's OK with dead animals, but Humans he knew nothing about.

Now poor old Lill looks better dead, than she ever looked in life,
She's on show in a glass case in Sid's front room, labelled,
 'A rare looking middle aged wife'.



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