A BIT OF WHAT YOU FANCY DOES YOU GOOD?

A bit of what you fancy does you good, Yes a bit of what you fancy does you good.
If you fancy it,
 why not try a bit?
Cos a bit of what you fancy does you good.
If you get her in the mood
 as long as your not crude,
 a bit of what you fancy does you good.
Give her a bit of love,
 call her your turtle dove,
cos a bit of what you fancy does you good.
Whether dressed or in the nude,
It's no time to be a prude,
 cos a bit of what you fancy does you good.

Head spinning, you fall,
 that's you got the call,
yes a bit of what you fancy does you good.
Ohhhhh! how you'll regret,
when you start to heavily pet...
Well! Not yet!
Cos a bit of what you fancied did you good.

Time is a cure
 life becomes a bore,
loves no longer pure!
Well a bit of what you fancied did you good.
This was a happy song
 but it never lasts that long,
 cos a bit of what you fancied did you good.

You try to do your bit,
 changing nappies full of shit,
 cos a bit of what you fancied did you good.

Ohhhh,  your sex life's now a bore,
You fancy the girl  next door,
 will this bit of what you fancy do you good?

You take to the beer
 with a big belly and a fat rear,
 and she takes to sweets and packaged foo-oo-oo-d

Dreams and nostalgia,
 its as painful as neuralgia,
 cos a bit of what you fancied weren't so goo-oo-d.

What did you see in her,
what did she see in you?
 Both of you look around for something new-woo-oo-but Whooooo?
cos a bit of what you fancy was no Goo-oo-ood.

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