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Do Crows have Crow Bars?

Do crows have Crow Bars? No; at least I don't think so. Do Chairs cheer, when the Crows drink beer in Crow Bars? No; at least I don't think so. Do Spirits haunt the Crow bars, singing Lively Spirit Songs, whilst the Chairs cheer and the Crows drink beer in the Crow Bar? No; at least I don't think so.   

The Scarecrow At Dingle-Doo

In field that lies in a Dingle; near the Village of Dingle-Doo. Stands a Scarecrow who scares the crows away with words like "Scram!" and "Boo!" One day he had a problem, with a crow called Jack the Lad, Who had flown down from the City, to drive poor Scarecrow mad. At night when Jack was sleeping, he decided to seek advice, He complained to Oscar; the wise old Owl,  "That Jack pinched corn from my field; Twice!" The Wise Old Owl looked puzzled, and blinked, and sort of frowned, "Who, Who," he asked the scarecrow, then turned his head right round, To where Nutty the Squirrel was sitting, with a nut between his paws. "Tut, tut," said Nutty, "He's back is he, Breaking all our laws." Oscar blinked again. Then said, "Whoo, whoo!" in surprise and disbelief, "I thought he was back in the City, Who, heck, he is a thief." Scarecrow said, "I've booed him and I've shooed him; and I even told him t