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How to woo a Mermaid. ( sea shanty.)

 Oh didddly oh, Oh! diddly Oh ; Here's a sea shanty you may not know. There are more fish in the sea, so get your tackle out, Strut your stuff along the deck, don't take any old trout. Cast your bait and then you wait, dangling your worm. Don't be soft, don't give up, you really should stay firm. Any Port in a storm? That will never do, whosoever first said that, didn't have a clue. Keep your sea legs, careful boy, don't panic my son. Don't rush it, steady now, then you'll have more fun. No, not her; not for you, she looks like a cod. This ones her,  breasts are bare and she's hanging from your rod. Thrashing around hard to get; don't you be afraid. Half a woman, half a fish, a Beautiful Mermaid.  Oh, diddly-oh  Oh- diddly oh, oh-diddly oh diddly oh- oh-oh. ohhhhhh!

WE ARE ALL IN IT TOGETHER.

WE ARE ALL IN IT TOGETHER! YES, WERE ALL IN THE SHIT! Were all in it together, lets all do our bit. You'll get no more pension they can't afford it, You'll work till your worn out, but try to keep fit. YES! WE ARE ALL IN IT TOGETHER; WERE ALL IN THE SHIT! So the cream smell of roses we'll do our bit. The Oiks and the Labourers can wear themselves out, You can crawl into work with arthritis and goutl. YES! WE ARE ALL IN IT TOGETHER; WE ARE ALL IN THE SHIT! Although your lungs are about to give out, you can limp  into work though your legs may give out, if your ticker is dickey, your back is worn out, WERE ALL IN IT TOGETHER, WERE ALL IN THE SHIT, You can't retire; you'll have to stay fit. Disabled and oldie's you'll all do your bit. Yes were all in it together, Yes were all in the SHIT! Hero's are wounded; the salt of the earth.  Where are the tax dodgers bankers, greedy M.P.s? Who brought this great nation down on its knees?