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my latest jokes

Posh bloke said my English is atrocious.  I said at least I don't put people down, so I'm not condementing. My Granddad shot to fame as a human canon ball. My mrs hasn't got a dirty mind, she changes it too much. The older I get the more the circles I move around in are full of dizzy old folks. Our village idiot isn't a patch on London's City Idiot. I worked my way up through life from nothing and now I have got next to nothing. I am always politicly correct; just like my fellow honky white brothers. Cross a bird with a fish and you get a Cock Roach. Too many beans blow holes in your jeans. People drink to your health and you wake up with a blinding headache the next day. There has been a crime spree in the kiddies nursery... Tom,Tom the Pipers Son and Taffy the Welshman are chief suspects. I taught myself everything ... I think I need a new teacher.