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Rocking Away Those Wartime Blues

War babies came in with a bang, in a war when they sang of Bluebirds, Kitbag’s and Farewells. Heroic parents with stories to tell of their Glories in a hell where their brave comrades fell. Flat caps and mack’s and demob suits and very shiny leather boots. They fought for peaceful days. So we got a new craze... We put on our blue swede shoes and danced away those blues. In peace, we did what we pleased. tight trousers, short skirts, youths with long hair, and draped jackets that came down to our knees. We danced a fast dance with an unusual stance. Jive was alive, girls were thrown in the air, they didn't care. as we rocked the dance floor, pony tails in girls hair. We rocked around in blue swede shoes, We rocked away those wartime blues... The clock struck one two three and four, now we are knock, knock, knocking on heavens door. We are rock rock rocking, knocking on. Ah, how good was Freedom? www.ageuk.org.uk

Fiddle-dee, dee.

Under the spreading chestnut tree, I met a wench and she liked me -Hey, ho fiddle-de-de. My hand did wonder above her knee, under the spreading chestnut tree -Hey ho fiddle-dee dee. that wench she had to marry me, and we-well- Hey ho fiddle-dee, dee. I'm a fiddle-dee, dee and a fiddle, de, doe. A fiddler I'll let you know, under the spreading chestnut tree, Keep your daughters under lock and key away from that spreading chestnut tree. Hey ho fiddle-dee, dee, under the spreading chestnut treeeeee.

More of my nonsense.

I've started a tourist firm 4 dare devils. You will be touring Niagara Falls in a barrel; Hand rails fitted for sissies. YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEE! Speak when your spoken to,  that's what my parents said.  But they didn't speak to me so I spoke and was sent to bed. They say that all dogs evolve from wolves. I saw a French Poodle with a curly coat...was it a wolf in sheep's clothing? I believe I can fly...AARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! Magic mushrooms, poppy seeds, long haired hippies with strings of beads... WE ALL LIVED IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE! Er, sorry about that...NURSE! I watched the news one day and a very good investigative journalist asked a Politician a very awkward question....'TRUTHFULLY?' I have been poor all my life, I'll die poor and leave it all to poor friends who will know how to handle it. I know why the Government are raising student fees...They only want the Cream of the Country in their universities... RICH and THIC