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An Ode To The Late Boy Racer.

He shot passed the police at a rapid pace, The Boy decided to give them a race, passed the tractor loaded with hay, he hit a truck and passed away.

Old McDonald

Old McDonald had a farm, Ee-Aye-Ee-Aye-Oh, and on that farm he had some... er...pigs! Ee-Aye-Ee-Aye... Oh, who cares? 

The Notorious Flasher.

A notorious flasher called Witter, caught his cock in his zipper, he cut it in two, made it turn blue, and it looked like a bloated kipper. 

Dick the Prick.

I once met a man named Dick, who performed an unusual trick, he could vault over a wall; no matter how tall, by simply using his prick.

A Roll in the Clover

There was a woman from Dover who loved a roll in the clover, but it was all over for her and her lover, when they rolled over the cliffs of Dover.